Really Bad Ideas

I believe that everyone's intelligence lies in different areas. I believe that mine is definitely not in the area of common sense. I unfortunately have very little. This has resulted in a lot of really REALLY bad ideas. (Note: i have only actually done 1-7 :o) )

1. Tell your mom to suck it, apparently they don't like being told this.

2. Decide to voice your opinion against drug use to the scariest girl in gym class.

3. Drink a huge glass a milk before running a mile in hot weather. Trust me, its terrible.

4. Stay up really late the night before taking the ACT.

5. Dress in all-out Hawaiian apparel as a sixth grader when nobody else participates.

6. Get chunky hi-lights.

7. Dancing around the kitchen and breaking the dishwasher

8. Show up extremely late on the first day of work

9. Go to a haunted house alone

10. Run with scissors